Top Ten People Who Really Need a Good Health Insurance Plan

Because thinking about health insurance doesn’t always have to be boring.

  1. Joan Rivers: Plastic surgery is dangerous.
  2. Paeng Nepomuceno, World Champion Bowler: Thumb sprains really really hurt.
  3. Dick Cheney’s Friends: No explanations needed.
  4. This dude:

  1. The Obama Girl: That Guiliani Girl isn’t messing around.
  2. Bono: Wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night = you’re gonna trip over yourself.
  3. Johnny Knoxville: Duh.
  4. Kevin Federline: He has threatened Google’s dominance with his alternative search engine, “Search with Kevin.” Threatening the Googlebot is hazardous to your health.
  5. Bill Gates: In danger of suffering a mental breakdown from trying to use Windows Vista
  6. You knew I was going to say it: you are number ten, because no matter who you are you should have health insurance. Just in case

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